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Roomie - Dating A Douchebag

真是攻擊力十足

Girl, someone like you is hard to find
女孩！像你這樣的好女人不多見

Girl, your stunning smile, one-of-a-kind
女孩！你的微笑迷人獨一獨二

Girl, I just can't get you off my mind
女孩！我就是沒辦法從腦海中忘掉你

No
辦不到

Girl, your boyfriend acts like he has class
女孩！你男友假裝表現很有水準

Girl, but then he smacks your sister's ass
女孩！但其實他後來鹹豬手你姊妹的屁股

Girl, I heard you're paying for his gas
女孩！我還聽說你在幫他付車油錢

Wut?!
蛤？！

Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
或許我不該這麼大嘴巴

But seeing you with him is such a pain in my butt
但看到你跟他在一起我就不爽

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

Girl, he quotes himself, is that your type?
女孩！他根本配不上你，他是你的菜？

Girl, says you look great then he's like "psych"!
女孩！你這麼漂亮，而他就像個神經病

Girl, he's wearing sunglasses at night
女孩！他在大半夜的還戴太陽眼鏡

Wut?!
蛤？

Girl, he says your parents make him sad
女孩！他說他看到你父母只會讓他倒彈

Girl, he says it just to make you mad
女孩！他還說當初是你瘋狂倒追他

Girl, he says you're the second best he's ever had
女孩！他甚至說你只能算他的備胎

Wut?!
蛤？

Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
或許我不該這麼大嘴巴

But he's been with half the school, yet he calls you his slut
但他經常翹課，還稱呼你是他的婊子

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

I just wish that I could hold your hand
我只希望能牽起你的手

Find a way to make you understand
找機會讓你知道

He always talks about how he's the man
他一直吹噓他有多man

And we all know that's not a real tan
但我們都知道他是半桶水

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

Maybe I should just keep my stupid mouth shut
或許我不該這麼大嘴巴

But seeing you with him is such a pain in my butt
但看到你跟他在一起我就不爽

Girl you're so fine
女孩！你這麼好

And I wish you were mine
我多希望你是我的

But you're dating a douchebag
但你卻跟個混蛋在一起

翻譯冷門歌曲真的是一種吃力不討好的活

但我現在需要轉移注意力

就像張無忌小時候被玄冥神掌打到時

他媽媽給他一串糖葫蘆

要他痛的時候就吃一顆的意思一樣

我痛時就找一首歌來翻

而且是攻擊力十足的歌曲

兩個男人外加一個女人的戰爭

結果事實上是男的嫉妒女的

到處放話

後來兩個男人在一起從此過著幸福又快樂的日子

蛤？